GET RICH OR DIE TRYING

HOW TO MAKE 17.8 MILLIONS GETTING MARRIED(WITHOUT THE DIVORCE)

There is not such thing as bad publicity.

Weddings are the big deal now,It seems like 2011 have brought lots of LOVE BIRDS together(IM STILL SINGLE i have been for the past 2yrs and at times i cherish that and at times it makes me sad.) this year,specially a whole bunch of famous and uber rich people,as if being loved was not enough most of these girls are getting a lot LOT out of it..

Kate Middleton---> Princess status

Kate Moss----> She got Kate and cover of vogue which is something she does on the regular.

Vanessa Minnillo----> will stop being dumped and rebounded from Nick Lachey unless he just divorces her, but that will cost him.

KIm Kardashian----> 17.8 Million...

Since most of us are a) not british,or have dated any prince, or have a super model body.....

well why not follow some simple young celebrity rules that have seemed to work . To get off with a good start make sure you read the 7 tips closer to play boy article. http://6monthsinmilan.blogspot.com/2011/08/7-tips-to-get-you-closer-to-playboy.html

It gets easier after...

Just befriend Paris Hilton or an A-list celeb... After Partying with Lindsay can get you somewhere too".

VERY IMPORTANT... Dating BASKETBALL PLAYERS, if you are still only bikini model\video girl status, the more you date the better, also try switching teams, sometimes dating the whole squad wont cut it,(make sure you BUM is nice and rounded Since BBallers like to smack it"") IS Simple is like with male models DONT DATE ALL THE GUYS FROM THE AGENCY .. although i"m sure they don"t really care mostly model dates last a week.

Make A really bad "SEX TAPE" with a guy who has a Higher celeb status, normally acting drunk with very very dark light, turn infrared ON your video cam(even cellphone works now a days) and use a small candle as lighting.. For better quality use fluorescent green red or pink..

Having a supportive Mother is HIGLY important in the process of becoming an A-list. You need someone who will say you did NOT do it even if they where filming you on tape. HURRAY to EXTREMELY BUSINESS MINDED MOMS, BECAUSE SELLING YOUR KIDS TO SHOW BIZ MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE AS WELL after your career didnt work out as good as you thought.

GET smashed AT CLUBS and let the media work its magic

Getting arrested is out of fashion now

AND Since Most People who watch TV and Reality shows are normally people with too much time on their hand and barely have a social life, Doing a Thing or Two of of the ORDINARY"" and making everyone know can score you a deal with a TV network. Once you have a reality show you are good to go.

If you got tiered of getting with basketball players trying moving up the ladder and dating a a guy in a band or an Actor.. Thats if they actually want you... Getting a vaginoplasty can help LETS remember BASKETBALL PLAYER ARE PRETTY BIG AND TALL, so going with a somewhat regular body typed guy .. you will just feel the differenced in the hugging.

By that point you are famous enough and have done a whole bunch of magazine covers,tv ads, some important appearances and have proven that you can be a household name and people will buy your made in .... parfums :) yumm DONT FORGET TO MAKE YOUR OWN Fragrance, you can easily learn at Kristy"s scent workshop held at the mall on sundays.

PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW THIS TIPS IF YOU ARE INTENDING TO MARRY PRINCE HARRY .For that follow

Manual 102 of the British female association into living in a castle

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE ONE SMART LADY KK. AND REMEMBER GIRLS\BOYS WITH DETERMINATION COMES REWARD, JUST BE FOCUSED ON WHAT YOU WANT AND OBSTACLES WILL NO LONGER BE SEEN AS OBSTACLES. There is not such thing as bad publicity.